I do not plan on updating this often.
Great hook, eh?
But that is the truth, or as five-year-old me would say, "toof".
The sole purpose of this horrible excuse of a blog is for me to post things in the news that really get my gull. That grind my proverbial "gear". Get my personal, yet comfortable (in all the right places) boxer briefs in a bunch. To get any and all metaphors, pop culture reference, anecdotes, similes, homilies and Baba O'Riley's into any sentence.
Enjoy?
